Wednesday, April 29, 2009
From contributor Tennessee Thomas
there's a man driving down the freeway with a Penguin in the passenger seat, he gets pulled over by the police... (very angry) "Umm, Sir, What are you doing with this Penguin???... DO ME A FAVOUR AND TAKE HIM TO THE ZOO! NOW!!!" The Man apologizes and agrees to take him to the zoooooo....
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I smell of p
I smell of p who?
I wasn't gonna say anything but now that you mention it maybe you should try showering or something like that!
I smell of p
I smell of p who?
I wasn't gonna say anything but now that you mention it maybe you should try showering or something like that!
An Australian is driving through the outback....
He sees someone on the side of the road and says "hey Shiela, do you fancy a fuck?"
She looks at him and says "I didn't before, but I do now you smooth talking bastard".
(important to do an Aussie accent for this one)
She looks at him and says "I didn't before, but I do now you smooth talking bastard".
(important to do an Aussie accent for this one)
Friday, April 17, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
How many Fashion designers (substitue any thing for that) does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the lightbulb has to revolve around them!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, however the lightbulb has got to want to change!
Monday, April 13, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
What has 2 thumbs and likes blowjobs?
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Saturday, April 11, 2009
Hello!
This is the second of the series of all things Rory. 'Rory's Sports' (roryssports@blogspot.com) was first, but with a little luck - 'Rory's Sports' will be great also. Maybe even there will be more of the fanchise to come, but for now enjoy.
I have a history of jokes, indeed I would say that it is almost a skill of mine. I am always on the lookout for great jokes and have the ability to memorise large numbers of jokes. Sometimes I even have been known to make up jokes of my own.
All of the jokes that are on this site will have been vetted by myself so I ensure you that they are funny. My jokes are made to be told so even though they may not read that funny - with the right delivery - they are.
Telling jokes is an art and one that needs to be practiced. Often I have gone to sleep thinking of how I can best phrase the punch line. One needs to work out what works and how to best present the joke. However it also helps to have funny jokes - and that is why Rory's jokes is here.
If one would want to get into contact with me to share any jokes or anything. Please please do - I cannot guarantee that they will get onto the blog, but if they are funny then they will. roryguinness@gmail.com
apart from that - please enjoy
Lots of Love
Rory
I have a history of jokes, indeed I would say that it is almost a skill of mine. I am always on the lookout for great jokes and have the ability to memorise large numbers of jokes. Sometimes I even have been known to make up jokes of my own.
All of the jokes that are on this site will have been vetted by myself so I ensure you that they are funny. My jokes are made to be told so even though they may not read that funny - with the right delivery - they are.
Telling jokes is an art and one that needs to be practiced. Often I have gone to sleep thinking of how I can best phrase the punch line. One needs to work out what works and how to best present the joke. However it also helps to have funny jokes - and that is why Rory's jokes is here.
If one would want to get into contact with me to share any jokes or anything. Please please do - I cannot guarantee that they will get onto the blog, but if they are funny then they will. roryguinness@gmail.com
apart from that - please enjoy
Lots of Love
Rory
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