Thursday, May 28, 2009

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Whats the difference between a Ferrair and a boner?

Ahh - I dont have a raging Ferrari right now!

(For the ladies)

Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

D - uuuuuuu - nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg !

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Today......

Police have confirmed that two Premiership
footballers have had their houses burgled
on the same night last Tuesday.

Ryan Giggs had 70 welsh caps, 11 premiership
medals, 2 champions league medals, 5 FA cup
medals, 1 league cup medal, 2 world club
cup medals, 8 charity shield medals and 1
super cup medal stolen.

Emmanuel Adebayor lost a kettle and a toaster.

Friday, May 15, 2009

What do you call a lesbian Dinasaur?

Lick-a-lotta-puss!

What do you call a blind dinasaur?

A do-you-think-he-saw-us!

Why did the dinasaur cross the road?

Ahh - because chickens weren't invented dummy?!?

Why did the woman cross the road?

Ahh - what the flip was she doing out of the kitchen?!?!?

Friday, May 8, 2009

A seal walks into a bar...

The waiter asks him what he would like-

He says "anything but a Canadian club"!

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

The barman says to him- "God you'll never believe it but we actually have a drink named after you"

The Grasshopper is like- "what you have a drink called Bob"!