Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Some important new jokes from Rebecca Guinness - one of rorysjokes most important contributors

Q: Who's the nicest man in a hospital?
A: The ultra-sound man

Q: Who covers his shifts while he's away?
A: The hip-replacement guy.


Q: What do you call a tellytubby who has
been burgled?
A: A tubby.


Q: What is Grand Master Flash's
favourite website?
A: Wik wik wiki wikipedia.


Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre



My Uncle was a terrible ventriloquist.
When I was little he used to put his
hand up my arse and tell me to keep quiet.


Q: How do find Will Smith when he's
lost in the snow?
A: You look for the fresh prints.

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