Where does Rebex get all of these classics

Q: Why did Frosty go and live in the middle
of the ocean?

A: Because snowman is an island!

Some important new jokes from Rebecca Guinness - one of rorysjokes most important contributors

Q: Who's the nicest man in a hospital?
A: The ultra-sound man

Q: Who covers his shifts while he's away?
A: The hip-replacement guy.

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Q: What do you call a tellytubby who has
been burgled?
A: A tubby.

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Q: What is Grand Master Flash's
favourite website?
A: Wik wik wiki wikipedia.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre

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My Uncle was a terrible ventriloquist.
When I was little he used to put his
hand up my arse and tell me to keep quiet.

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Q: How do find Will Smith when he's
lost in the snow?
A: You look for the fresh prints.

One I just made up

Why won't Tiger Woods be winning any golf tournaments in the near future?

Apparently hes really not that good at driving anymore!