Saturday, September 19, 2009

From Rebex Guinness

Mr Duck is entertaining a prostitute in his hotel
room, when he realises he doesn't have any
protection. He phones down to reception and asks
for a condom. "Certainly, Sir", comes a reply,
"Shall I put that on your bill?"

"No!" replied the duck, "What do you think I
am, a bloody pervert?"

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