What do you do if Holland makes the world cup final?

Get off the playstation!

Did you hear the joke about the world cup?

Nuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

From Hughie Jessel also .... "Hey-

You know that I have a new dentist"-

Oh yeah

"Yeah - he is Scottish."

Really - Whats his name?

"Phil McCavity!"

From the great Hughie Jessel

What happened to the gay wizard?

He went out with a poof!

Why did the bakers hands smell of dung?

Because he kneeded a poo!

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony!