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Saturday, June 6, 2009

What do you call 2 men hanging on a window?

Kurt and Rod!
Posted by Rory at 11:39 PM No comments:

Whats another name for pickled bread?

Dill Dough!
Posted by Rory at 11:36 PM No comments:

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty!
Posted by Rory at 11:30 PM No comments:

What does Michael Jackson have in common with caviar?

They both come on little crackers!
Posted by Rory at 11:27 PM No comments:

Whats the difference between a lorryful of marbles and a lorryful of babies?

Its not like you can empty a lorryful of marbles with a pitchfork!
Posted by Rory at 10:47 PM No comments:

What do you call an Irishman who stays out all night?

Pati'o Furniture!
Posted by Rory at 10:46 PM No comments:

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape!
Posted by Rory at 10:46 PM No comments:
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