How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know!
Of course you don't, you weren't there man!

How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

...Five: One to do it, & 4 others to complain that it's too high

I made this one up!!! Inspried by French Matthew

Why do French people have small fridges?

ahh - because the like to keep it Fresh!

From Maggs Stilley!

What kind of bees make milk?

Boooooo-bees, Booooooo-beeeees!

Contribution from Fantastic and Gorgeous Fashion designer Katy Rodriguez

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

what do you call

what do you call a french man in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe!

How many feminits...

Hdoes it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick!